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Aug 08

Why are people in Philly so obsessed with Wawa? →

loladelphia:

When I was in college out in Western PA, the thing I missed more than anything else was Wawa. Sure I missed my family and friends, but Wawa was what I longed for more than anything else. It was the core element of my homesickness, and something I was able to bond over with my brethren who were…

Aug 06

chocolateinthelibrary:

So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and

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there

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is

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literally

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a Harry Potter-themed

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reading nook

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in the cupboard under the stairs

Aug 06

aaronfunandmental:

canisfamiliaris:

gamzees-hole:

razzretina:

sarahsellaphix:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had a similar story.  Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank.

I can’t remember what zoo this happened at, but there was another octopus somewhere who was unscrewing a water valve in the room where its tank was located and routinely flooding the place. The staffers had no idea what it was until they filmed the octopus caught in the act.

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! But, sir, it has already released itself!

Octopus Steals Video Camera, Films Own Escape

Octopus Escapes from Tank to Prowl on its Neighbors

Octopus Escape — 600-pound (272-kilogram) octopus wriggles through a passageway the size of a quarter

Legging It: Evasive Octopus Has Been Allowed to Look for Love

Octopus Escapes through Small Hole in Ship

It’s almost like they’re intelligent, feeling, sentient sea creatures who don’t appreciate being imprisoned for the entertainment of clothed primates.

Aug 06
the-goddamazon:

lgbtqute:

anarcho-celt:

stay-human:

fallintoyourarmstonight:

All you need to know

I almost spit milk all over my keyboard. 

Isreal, UK and USA confirmed for ass hole states.

I am actually ashamed to be living here

Apparently this was from 2006. The updated one has only the US voting ‘no’.

the-goddamazon:

lgbtqute:

anarcho-celt:

stay-human:

fallintoyourarmstonight:

All you need to know

I almost spit milk all over my keyboard. 

Isreal, UK and USA confirmed for ass hole states.

I am actually ashamed to be living here

Apparently this was from 2006. The updated one has only the US voting ‘no’.

Aug 06

kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

Aug 06

tamorapierce:

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

relationship goals

My marriage.

Aug 06

mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

Aug 06
do-not-touch-my-food:

Candy Bar Brownies
Aug 06
micdotcom:

One chart says it all about the government and female bodies 

We’re only halfway through 2014, and state legislators have already introduced a whopping 468 restrictions intended to limit, control or otherwise regulate women’s reproductive rights.
How many comparable bills have been introduced to regulate men’s reproductive health care during this period? Zero. 
Something’s very wrong with this picture.
What would restricting male reproductive rights even look like? | Follow micdotcom

micdotcom:

One chart says it all about the government and female bodies 

We’re only halfway through 2014, and state legislators have already introduced a whopping 468 restrictions intended to limit, control or otherwise regulate women’s reproductive rights.

How many comparable bills have been introduced to regulate men’s reproductive health care during this period? Zero. 

Something’s very wrong with this picture.

What would restricting male reproductive rights even look like? | Follow micdotcom

Aug 06

tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

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Aug 06
Aug 06

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

Aug 05

cuffyourdick:

a simple yet beautiful reminder, it could be you! be thankful for everything you have.

Aug 05

carypm:

dragqueenmerlin:

Just received my size 50 knitting needles in the mail, and I’m pretty sure these are weapons, not craft making tools

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The cat’s face

Aug 05

Anonymous said: tips on how to stop craving dick

tylerchokely-deactivated2014081:

You can never stop