Kate etc...

Apr 22
Apr 22

quote A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart

— My boyfriend trying to get head (via sextnoise)
Apr 22

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

Apr 22

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

Apr 22

acciohealthylifestyleeeee:

I hate recipes that require like 40 weird ass ingredients. I only have eggs, milk, flour and sugar I have no time or money to look for your 3 cups of baby dragons saliva.  

Apr 22
Apr 22
digitalmovie:

my feelings exactly.

digitalmovie:

my feelings exactly.

Apr 22

thepridelandss:

im-sooo-changable:

torchy-worchy:

twoandtwentyonebee:

I don’t think most cis guys understand what a period is. It isn’t a steady trickle of blood, like if you get a cut on accident. It’s chunks and strings of bloody paste that’s so thick sometimes that it’s black, and the smell is really strong like carnage, and God forbid you have pubic hair cause you have to take ten showers to get it all out.

And so the whole male population is traumatised

Good

Apr 22
glittorous:

lazellle:

bradley cooper reading lolita, and girlfriend 17 years younger than him

this gives me hope

glittorous:

lazellle:

bradley cooper reading lolita, and girlfriend 17 years younger than him

this gives me hope

Apr 22

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

Apr 22

pleasurements:

Sneak Peek Bordelle AW14/15 
ONLINE SOON ON PLEASUREMENTS.COM

Apr 22

herhmione:

the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book

Apr 22
Apr 22

nbcsnl:

"We were both really tired one night," McKinnon explains, "and I just said to Aidy, ‘Man, dyke is tired,’ and Aidy said, ‘Fats is tired, too.’ And then it became our beautiful thing that we had together and we wanted to make something out of it," McKinnon says. 

More of Kate’s interview on Vulture

[Photos: NBC]

Apr 22